I Know it's Valentine's Day, but We're in a Recession Aren't We???

Seriously, what the f--k is this?!?!?!



Are these "Hug-e-Gram" jackballs f--kin' serious?

Here's how you know that we're not in a second Great Depression - people will BUY THIS CRAP.

Sister Sarah - F--kin' Jackball

While the White House is working to try and alleviate the pressure the country is under with all of the mismanagement from the prior administration, Queen B---h, Sarah Palin, is out there at the National Tea Party Convention whining about President Obama as if a) she actually has any plans of her own and b) she actually has a clue as to what it takes to govern.


"This is about the people it's a lot bigger than any charismatic guy with a teleprompter," she said, reading from a teleprompter. "Let us not get bogged down in the small squabbles. Let us get caught up in the big ideas."

WHAT THE F--K?!?!?? This from the woman who can't actually articulate a single plan in any detail?? Managing a household requires a higher level of specificity than anything I've ever heard her talk about. Managing a country would take even more.

Hey, Sarah, I have a big idea for you - SHUT THE F--K UP!!!!



Okay, now so I don't seem biased and a mouthpiece for the left, please let me say that I do have to give her credit where credit is due.

Sarah has done an amazing job parlaying a crap modeling career into a Governorship and then a huge payout as a paid TV personality without actually doing any real work in any of those capacities.

I gotta say I'd become a national laughing stock for a s--t ton of money, too, at this point. I'll be the first to admit it, I have no pride these days - I'll do what it takes to feed and house my kids, so, I kind of get her.

You?

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It's Not Your Fault (this Time) - It's Jim Cramer's

So, dear readers, I recently have found myself in the midst of the umpteen millions of you that are unemployed (Really, Jack, but I thought this was your job?? I know, right?? Who knew that I don't get paid for writing this crap?) and I have to say that I find it far more troubling than last year when I was in the midst of the umpteen millions of you that are simply under employed and earned only 40% of my normal salary.

Now, I can read the tea leaves as well as the next guy, and frankly, whenever I hear Jim Cramer (Jackball) tell a member of the Today Show cast that he thinks "we've seen the worst of it," my balls jump back inside and I have to run to the bathroom to keep from pissing myself in fear.

While I sit here nearly on my way to chucking a 3-bedroom house into storage and moving back in with the in-laws or my own parents in less than 60 days, I am hopeful that the long-term work that I have been doing at my company will pay off. I hope that Jackb- er- Jim Cramer is right. I'd love nothing more than for this ridiculous recession to be over and done with. How about you?

In my case, I've been fired from jobs for being a jackball, myself (hard to believe, I know). I also know what it is to f--k up and earn the consequence of your actions. Those of you who have been laid off in this environment, however, know that's not why you're out of work and at least for me, I have to say what kills me is that, intellectually, I know that it's not "my fault." At the same time, emotionally, it feels like it is - I'm sure that's a natural response - maybe you understand or have felt that yourself.

Let's find out - I'd like to hear your stories readers. I'd like to know what you're feeling these days.  

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Separation of Church and Brain

Recently, I received an email requesting a boycott of the new USPS stamp honoring the Muslim holidays of Eid Al-Fitr and Eid Al-Adha with the note to "adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office."

Who's the jackball that started this s--t???

While we're at it, let's boycott the Christmas stamps and the Hannukah stamps, too.

REMEMBER it was the Christians killed and tortured non-Christians during the Spanish Inquisition.

REMEMBER it was the Christians killed and tortured non-Christians during the Crusades.

REMEMBER it was the Christians burned and drowned 'witches' during the Salem Witch hunts.

REMEMBER it was the Christians were largely responsible for the Rwandan Massacres.

REMEMBER it was the Christians and Jews both collected African peoples, treating them as less than animals during the slave trades.

REMEMBER it was the Christians and Jews both were active participants in the South African apartheid.

REMEMBER it was the Jews preformed 'ethnic cleansing' of indigenous peoples living in the region of Canaan after leaving Egypt and ruled the land for a period of some 750 years until the Assyrian rule.

REMEMBER it was the Jews who waged terrorist attacks against both Romans and other Jews who they deemed to be heretics during the Roman rule of Israel.

All religions of the world have had a checkered past for one reason or another. Despite the message of the peace, love and the golden rule, they are populated by human beings with their weaknesses and human failings.

The fact is that the current wave of terror in our world IS perpetrated by Islamic Extremists - but those ARE the minority. No good Christian would want to be thought of as a one of Torquamada's henchmen. No good Jew would want to be grouped in with militant apartheid overlords. No good Muslim would want to be thought of as a Islamic Terrorist.

Let's do our best to separate the religion from the extremists. They are NOT one and the same.

As far as I'm concerned the Islamic terrorists can burn in Hell for eternity - but so can the Christian terrorists, the Jewish terrorists, the Nazi terrorists, the Irish terrorists, the African terrorists, the Kurtish terrorists, the....

Com'on readers - don't be a jackball - use your head and act with a conscience.

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