Seriously, what the f--k is this?!?!?!
Are these "Hug-e-Gram" jackballs f--kin' serious?
Here's how you know that we're not in a second Great Depression - people will BUY THIS CRAP.
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Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English Jacke, familiar term of address to a social inferior; Old English blāwan to blow
Usage: Usually used as an intensive in such phrases as, "What a jackball"
1: a person acting moronic or obtuse, often purposefully
2: any of various persons living in a perpetual state of stupidity
3: someone that supports or holds their position based on intellectually asinine grounds
They're JACKBALLS!!
:: About Jack
- Jack
He's the man in charge, the man with the plan, the .... you get the idea.
To paraphrase Ash, "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the keyboard."
Questions:
If you have a question for Jack or want to report on a Jackball story, drop a line: AskJackballs@gmail.com
:: Jackball Hall of Fame
- Rush Limbaugh
- Sarah Palin
- Glenn Beck
- Bernie Madoff
- People who just stare at you in response to asking them something.
- Anyone who drives an SUV and parks in a compact spot.
- Drivers who ride your tail in the fast lane while you're doing 80, after a while go around, and then cut you off only to hit the brakes and slow down to 65.
- Store clerks that ask if they can help, and then when you ask them where they keep something they look at you and repeat the word back followed by the phrase "let me think.” (You: Do you guys carry mayonnaise? Clerk: Mayonaisse.... let me think.)
:: Jacks Old Balls
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